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Matthew (Degawdawns) mentioned to me in his 'session' today, that he was suffering from a chilly nonce.
Co-oincidentally, Sara (Have Wings) kindly loaned me her spare hat in her 'session'.
Now, I don't really need a hat in here (I'm never 'out there') so I called them both in and Sara kindly allowed me to sub-contract her loan. It was all very touching.
Matthews face showed perhaps a flicker of distraction as he hugged a thank you to Sarah. But I think he was handling his little problem of dead camera batteries very well. Yes, very well.

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It was with some trepidation that I approached my mornings filming in my cousin's manor house, after all as an international superstar, one can never be too carefull about what one links ones name to.
However I followed my gut instinct and agreed, but as Grayson, my driver, battled his way through the torrential rain, floods and wind, for the first time in my life I felt a pang of self doubt. But I did want a unique experience after all!
I am always dlighted to spend time in my cousin Gemmina's quiant little home, which she insists in callinga 'manor house', although compared to my own lyxurious sty really is merely a glorified chicken coup.
After a safe arrival I was introduced to my minions and film crew for the day, who seemed very civil, even if a little tired, and pale looking, they must have been working hard! My crew had the nickname of 'The fruitcakes', but to be honest they seemed a little stale, which I later learned was due to working until 2 am! what a committed crew, but I remember a time that I was myself a novice, and for one particularly career enhancing project, I even sacrificed my daily manicure.
However as I have now reached a global megastar status, I felt I very generously gave half a day of my time for this production, as it was a worthy cause.
My role for the day, was suprisingly pleasant, and worthy of my status, I was given my own TV show, how wonderfull! Infact I am currently in talks to replace Parkinson with my own prime time show, so this worked out as a nice little warm up.
Anyway, I don't want to wallow in my own success, as i lknow many of you reading this are wanabees, reading this in the hope that a little bit of the magic stars such as myself posses can rub off onto you through reading this. I am sorry to dissapoint those of you that hold this unrealistic view, but will impart some wisdom to you, that being 'You have either got it or you haven't', and as my cameo in the restrictive short will show, I certainly have.

Hello! I'm Martin of Octopus Apocalypse and, as you may or may not be unfortunate enough to see, my team won the silly hats and wigs restriction in a rather complicated board game involving carrots and cabbages and buying cabbages with carrots. On the first day our prizes were a hd camera, a cinematographer and a lighting specialist, so we got a lot done. We're right smack-bang in the middle of editing together a rough cut and shooting the final scenes of our epic masterwork. These aren't FINAL final scenes, however, as tonight we play for more restrictions and may very well end up having to write in characters for a half dozen drama students and a farm animal. We're all having a cracking time - especially Chris, who got ambushed and turned into a clown. We're thoroughly knackered but nonetheless excited about making a film that actually LOOKS like a film, and not some choppy black and white home movie. The experts are awesome in their helpfulness and the house is very cool in a Resident Evil kinda way.

And that's about that really. We must leave and make ourselves dead. And Chris wants to get his face painted like a bumble bee. See ya.

Today Jacqui and I were awarded to a team (Have Wings) as actors pre-clad in fetish gear. They've got us having a sordid affair, involving me cheating on my wife. Only unknown to Jacqui, my wife's died this morning. The team was only allowed to take shots in mirrors and through a mosquito net this morning. This afternoon they're not allowed to have any arms in shot.

Yesterday the two of us were assigned to Degadawns. They had us in a troubled marriage.

I want my team tomorrow to be restricted to comedies or horror movies. And absolutely no troubled marriages.